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The diary of a sexual ninja
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[Feb. 15th, 2008|03:47 am] |
Holden just got theived.
1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. If you have to use Google or IMDB, then you're a sad sad person.
1. I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me.
2 Never rub another man's rhubarb.
3 I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony.
4 Wyatt Fucking Earp!
5 The Count of Monte Crisco by Alexandry Dumbass.
6 I don't want that. And you don't want that. And Ringo here definitely doesn't want that.
7 We covet what we see everyday.
8 That's concentrated evil. One drop of that could turn you all into hermit crabs.
9 I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the God damn common courtesy to give him a reacharound.
10 That's right, Mr. Martini. There is an Easter Bunny.
11 There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.
12 Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
13 We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!
14 I was told to tell you that you're a fascist pig.
15 It was kinda fun in a necrophile sort of way
1. Labyrinth - ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) agnjdevil
2. Batman agnjdevil
3. The Rock agnjdevil
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6. Pulp Fiction agnjdevil
7. Silence of the Lambs agnjdevil
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9. Full Metal Jacket agnjdevil
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12. Back to the Future (or II) agnjdevil
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| Give me memes or give me cake and liberty!! |
[Jan. 27th, 2008|08:50 pm] |
Your Life: The Soundtrack
So heres how it works:
Open your choice of music player [iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc.] and put it on shuffle.
Press play.
For every question type the song thats on.
And when you go to a new question press the next button.
No cheating.
Ready?
GO!
Opening Credits: Stabbing Westward - I don't believe
Waking up: The Pogues - Haunting
Average Day: Goo Goo Dolls - You never know
First Date: HIM - Join me in death (NeXXyZ Mix)
Sex Scene: Pumpkins - Bullet with Butterfly Wings
Fight Scene: Rob Dougan Clubbed to Death (Kurayasha Mix)
Breaking up: Jessica Simpson - These Boots are Made For Walking (Bimbo Jones edit)
Getting Back Together: Sonata Arctica - Tallulah
Life's Okay: 9pm (Till I Come)
Mental Breakdown: Queen - Nevermore
Driving: No Doubt - Simple Kind of Life
Flashback: Potatoheadz - Narcotic
Partying: Ice Cube - You Can Do it
Death Scene: Tony Bennett - It Amazes Me
No fuckin clue what this movie would be about, but it would be EPIC. |
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[Dec. 31st, 2007|02:56 am] |
I got thrown out of my house yesterday, and I'm living with my aunt and uncle till I can get back on my feet. And this is how it happened.
Pretty much anyone who can read this journal knows that I broke up with my ex right before break started. Or rather, I was dumped. So, yesterday, I finally told my family about the breakup. This was probably the hardest thing I ever had to do, because they loved her even more than I did. The worst part was when I had to tell my grandmother, who was so excited about the possibility of new great grandkids,that even though she tried to hide her disappointment, she really couldn't. Not that I could blame her of course, it's really more my fault than anything. I've come to realize that I'm probably not going to get it as good as I had it anytime soon, and I'm kind of ok with that. I was getting really codependent and putting myself into a place where I didn't really want to be, and although I very much don't want to be here now, I can get myself out of it much easier than I otherwise would have. Although that's a hell of an understatement, since I feel like the weight of the world has not only been propped up on my shoulders, but in addition to that, fate and destiny are shooting rocks at my balls. It's just really depressing having a pillar of your life ripped out from under you and I don't really know what I'm going to do, and I don't really care. Yesterday, I was talking about how I feel to a friend of mine, and my dad overheard, which somehow (I'm not really sure) ended up turning into a screaming match between us. One thing led to another, and I kind of took a swing at him. It was my bad, I know but it was in front of my mom, which really escalated things. I mean, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air." So I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh, and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, man forget it, yo homes to bel-air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air. |
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| So I just watched heroes (online so those pesky writers don't get paid) |
[Nov. 13th, 2007|05:35 pm] |
3 things:
1. I don't think DL is dead. Either that, or the spec. eff. guy needs to be sacked. When the gun goes off, it is on the right side of Niki's face. As is DLs chest. When the blood splatter comes out, it comes FROM the left, and hits the left side (viewer's view) of Niki's face. The exact opposite of where it would come from and hit if DL was shot in the heart, unless his blood fueled JFK's magic bullet. Although it may very well be a prop screwup and my hopes dying in a LA club by Ikin2's pimp. Dammit.
Also, Heroes gets so many points for using a YTMND song (That is, Coburn-We Interrupt this Program aka not even doom music) in this scene. And I believe that TPTB are far too nerdy to not notice this.
2. MAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAA is boring. I want to care, but I can't.
3. No Sylar? No Papa Bennett? Shirtless Peter isn't enough to win everyone off. Just me. Mmm, sweet baby jesus that's good.
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| 1001 Books you must read before you die |
[Oct. 31st, 2007|12:03 pm] |
Arukiyomi » Free Download - 1001 Books Spreadsheet
Apparantly some dude wrote a book by this title to trace the development of the novel. After looking at it, its actually quite a good list, and I plan on making a heroic effort to complete it. I probably won't, but even if I don't it's a nice little spreadsheet to have. It calculates how many books/year you'd have to read to complete it after taking into account what you've read already and your age. I'm down to 18/year which seems completely doable. I just need to give up having a social life, video games, school, and work. But hey, I'll be wellreadaga, as Brad would geekily put it. |
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| I feel like a filthy hippie. |
[Sep. 21st, 2007|02:52 am] |
The cost of the war in iraq is equivalent to giving every man, woman, and child in america in a household earning 20,000 or less over 6,000. Or, every child born for the next 10 years in the united states could have been given 11,333.28 dollars into an IRA. 11,333.28 with 8% interest for 65 years and NO additions=a shade under 1.7 million dollars. Granted, I don't expect that the government would or even SHOULD do that, but still. I could think of a hell of a lot more productive ways to blow that kind of money. |
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| Discount bookstores FTW! |
[Jun. 28th, 2007|01:05 pm] |
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So I was dropping off a movie at BB, and finally broke down and went into the discount bookstore next to it. And oh my god I spend damn near an hour in there trying to figure out what to buy. Because they really only get what they can, they're nowhere near as stocked as, say, B&N, but for 70 (yes, seventy) percent off list price, including tax, I wouldn't dare complain. I picked up a 600 page cookbook with so many recipes it would make Holden jealous, and a compilation of Tolstoy's best stories, as well as Plato's Euthyphro, Crito, and Defense of Socrates. That said, what are some other authors that I probably haven't heard of that might be there? |
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| And reason #344 God chose Alanis as Her human form is... |
[Apr. 3rd, 2007|12:51 am] |
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| Spiderwho? |
[Mar. 25th, 2007|02:06 am] |
I just heard that Gwen was going to be in SM3, and is NOT slated to die. This cannot do. So here's a few things I would like to see happen during 3/4 to make up for this.
1. Get rid of MJ. Have peter get with his one true love, Gwen Stacy. Make it end happily. And then, in 4, Tobey breaks her neck. MJ can come back afterwards.
2. Eddie gives up the symbiote to Cletus. SM4: Goblin/Carnage!
3. Scrap the whole project and make me a Deadpool flick. Cause he's almost as good at doing whatever it is Wolverine does! |
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| Warning: Nerdgasm approaching. |
[Mar. 22nd, 2007|09:55 pm] |
First off, I'd like to say that I'm with the P-A guys in thinking that Kingdom Hearts is one of the greatest series of all time. I'd go so far as to say better than FF, Mario, Sonic, and Zelda put together. If you haven't played it, go find yourself a friend with a PS2, and steal it It's amazing.
After KH was released, KH: Final Mix was released in Japan, which is basically a re-release of the game, with a bunch of cool shit from both the Japanese and American releases as well as a whole nother bunch of shit that wasn't in either (such as the fight between Sephy and Cloud)
At the end of the month they're releasing the KH2:FM, which I assumed would be same thing. And I was very excited, and will likely be stealing a PS2 for the sole purpose of playing it. But then I saw the trailer for FM2, and found out that they've remade Chain of Memories (A good game in its own right on the GBA, basically a mashup of KH and a card battle game. I'm not really one for CBGs but it was cool as all hell, as well as being almost completely story driven (kind of like MGS, but instead of sneaking around for 5 minutes for a 15 minute cutscene, it was intense battle for 5 then a welcome respite). It also fleshed out the story for KH, (again, it was amazing) and answered a few things while raising about 100 more questions. Think of it as the Animatrix. Good enough to stand on its own, but much better as part of a whole.
So anyway, the remake. now ONLY is the full CoM going to be 3d modeled and in FM2, but you apparantly have the option to play the entire game through using the card system (presumably for a different, better, ending) instead of the standard real time RPG elements. I had to change my pants to deal with the greatness.
That said, watch and be merry, or I'll stab you in the face.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4itvyMRs9cM |
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[Mar. 11th, 2007|12:17 pm] |
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I haven't had a massive helping of coffee in a long, long while. But today when I woke up, I got a large coffee frmo DD with a bagel. (Sadly, still no Bob Marley to fetch it for me) When I got home, the landlord had put a pot on and told me to help myself. 7 total cups later, I feel approximately like all the blood in my veins is going to burst out and I'd have to mop it up because even though I exploded, the pure energy that I have would keep me alive for 4-6 hours, just long enough to get down to PPH and be put back together and jam with braindead Dave Matthews. I need a smoke. |
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| The great Noreaster of 2007: 1 Me: 1 Overtime begins tomorrow. |
[Feb. 14th, 2007|08:49 pm] |
So, after getting 2-4 inches of sleet last night, I called up work to see if it was cancelled, like everything else in NJ. It wasn't. So, I rolled back over and slept to 10 since I didn't need to be on time today (although in retrospect, I should have( Anyway, I've driven in blizzards, I've driven in rochester, I've driven in hurricanes.
I cannot drive on ice. It's not that I don't know how to drive on it, I do. It's the fact that the Glorious State of New Jersey seems to believe that plowing and sanding the roads are unnecessary tasks during an icestorm. Because of this, I got into an almost Ricky Bobbyesque ("Oh, Im going sideways, yup this is definately not good) drift going 35 mph into a grass median. Fortunately, because my car is a beast and I am its master I rocked my way out of it (even if i did have to make an illegal U turn on a median). My coworker wasn't so lucky and ended up being perpendicular to the road, rear wheels on the curb, and had to be towed. 125 bucks, because Jersey can't be fucked to plow a major road. Yay!
That said, I made it to work and back, and proved to this storm that I pwn it. |
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| Movies I need to watch this while In Jersey |
[Jan. 8th, 2007|07:15 pm] |
Maybe part 1, I don't remember.
Rocky Balboa
The Good Shepard
Charlotte's Web
Pursuit of Happiness
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Catch and Release
The Host
Ghost Rider
The Number 23
Black Snake Moan
Zodiac
300
The Pleasure of Your Company
TMNT
Blades of Glory
Grindhouse
Balls of fury
The Condemned
Spidey 3
28 weeks later
Shrek the 3rd
PotC: At World's End (hope there's a restaurant, or at least a deli)
Most of these I'm going with no expectations, and jsut hoping for an awesome cheesy movie (I'll bet you can guess which ones) That said, it's going to be a busy 6 months for my bittorr..er..MovieFone. |
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| What's so great about Jersey anyway? |
[Jan. 2nd, 2007|09:03 pm] |
1. Other assholes on the road. If you drive the speed limit, get the fuck out of Jersey.
2. Edison NJ: 30% asian, 51% female. Eye candy heaven. And from what I've ascertained in life, everyone loves a rich white guy.
3. The Uno's up the road from me is world famous for its beer selection. As is a local beer store. Hooray beer!
4. Red Bank and KSFAO.
5. Gas is a little over 2 bucks, and is ALWAYS pumped for you.
6. San Pelligrino Chinottos for a buck! (If you don't know what they are, go out and buy two. You'll HATE the first one. Let the other sit for a few days and then go drink it. You'll be addicted.) |
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| Work update |
[Dec. 17th, 2006|04:05 pm] |
So working full time is nowhere near as bad as I thought it woudl be. In fact, my 8 (although usally 9-10 hour) days go by really fast, and I have no idea how I'm going to go back to part time work and school after this is done.
Cons: Living down here is ASSpensive.
Smokes cost almost 7 bucks a pack (I'm used to 4.24)
I'm away from all my friends :*(
Wachovia hasn't shipped my debit card. If they don't get it by early next week, Xmas shopping/gas money/eating will be interesting, to say the least.
I have to get up at 7 am every morning.
Pros:
The workday goes by wicked fast, AND i'm probably going to be averaging a little over a grand a week. (allowing me to easily hit my goal of 10k in the bank by August)
My landlord is mad cool, with a HAWTZOR wife who cooks a lot and insists I eat.
The office (man it feels good to say that) goes out for drinks on Friday nights. We start at 5 and go till 12ish. And after that, strip club!
Xmas party on tuesday means 3.5 day work week next week, and 3 day the week after. This may or may not be as sweet as it sounds because I don't think I get paid for the days off.
When I go home, I'm DONE. No studying, homework, nothing. It is heaven. |
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| god DAMN it |
[Nov. 22nd, 2006|12:25 pm] |
Today, as I'm leaving RIT, my car is parked outside. I'm all finished packing, and go inside to bring in my computer. My girlfriend comes in and says, "Don't freak out." So of course i do.
Campus FUCKING safety hit my car. What the FUCK.
So now, in addition to having to do about 30 hours of driving over the next week, moving in, starting work, and unpacking, I need to take my car to a shop to fix the damage. ARG. |
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